I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
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He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
I stared at his lazy eye for so long, he thought I had one too. Then we bonded over our lazy eyes. I had to fake one all night. My head is fucking killing me. NEVER pretend to have a lazy eye.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
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I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
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