she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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