whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
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I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
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His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
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