it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
i would one night stand the shit outta him
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
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