franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
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Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
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Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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