guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
He casually compared computer science to childbirth and I was like "hey, as someone who has wanted to fuck you for six months now, could you please never talk about childbirth ever again"
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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