just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
I just realized my hands still smell like your cock. Which is awesome, but I wonder if the clerk at the store appreciated it.
I feel bad. I'm the reason hand sanitizer exists.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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