Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
These People Are The Epitome of Lazy
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
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If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar