I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
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He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
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Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
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