White coat. Heels.
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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