Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
the cashier at riteaid just made the sign of the cross before he rang up my pregnancy test. now i know god is on my side
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
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You. Win. At. Life.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
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