i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
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