Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
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