We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
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I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
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I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
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