I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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