I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
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