1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
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Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
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Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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