are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
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He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
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I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
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