Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
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thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
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I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
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