This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
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