i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
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