i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
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At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
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seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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