I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
where does the pee come out of this thing
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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