I could have mohawked her pubes.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
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