ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
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We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
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Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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