I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
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The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
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Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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