I got her a Nickelback box set.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
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You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
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I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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