well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
Why does my car smell like burnt toast?
I take it you don't remember trying to make grilled cheese with your cigarette lighter...
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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