We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
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i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
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I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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