She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
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they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
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Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
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