I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
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You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
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So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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