i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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