apparently the secret to your success is patron
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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