will power is for people who don't want to get laid
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
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Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
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my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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