there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
