If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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