That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
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