can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
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