i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
My mom just told me that the key to a successful marriage is never seeing your partner take a shit.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
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I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
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Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
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