She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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