trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
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