I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
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