..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
hey babe. i'll pick you up in my mom's car. with my mom. she has nothing to do tonight.
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
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I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
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I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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