Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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