Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
nutella sex= disaster
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
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boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
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Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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