"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
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