Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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