you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
Randomize