belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
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