suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
My plan for valentine's day: take a shot for every guy I've slept with. To keep me from going to the hospital I'm only doing half a shot for small dicks
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
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Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
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I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
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