yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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