haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
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I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
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He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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