O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
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