Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
Randomize
