god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
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