There is no way he is gay with that hair.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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