He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
Why the fuck do they always fuck on couches in porn?
Don't ever text me while you're jacking off. EVER.
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
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