And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
Randomize
