I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
Say something about gay babies.
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
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mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
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Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
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